Tonight on Japanese TV:

Welcome, welcome, whoever reads my profile! I have moved my oft updated "Tonight on Japanese TV" feature here bc AIM places a limit on the size of one's profile and I fear I will run over one of the days. Ok, so on with the TV:

Tonight's TV show seems like a one-off kind of affair. I started watching when there were 6 well known comedians sitting around in a hostess bar, each sitting next to their own personal hostess. The comedians were wearing sumo wrestler diapers while the hostesses were wearing bikinis. They were talking and flirting and drinking, and after a short while the girls all stood in the middle of the room in a line, spread their legs, and had the guys crawl between them. The guys enjoyed this, and it was at this point that I noticed one of the comedians was being focused on more than the others. Next, the focused-on comedian and another of the comedians were taken into the 'VIP' room by two of the hostesses. They were then laid out on two separate beds, and strapped down by their hands and feet. After agreeing between themselves that this truly was heaven, the non-focused-on comedian undid his straps and got up. The focused on comedian noticed that he couldn't undo his own straps and looked very confused. At that point, the walls of the VIP room fell down and the comedian realized he was outside, strapped to a bed, and that there were about 20 people waiting to carry him around. So they picked him up and carted him around downtown Tokyo while he was strapped down wearing a diaper. After a while they dumped him onto a stage in front of a large number of young women. He then told a joke but none of the people laughed.